THE FASHION SHOW HORROR
HEY APATHY! Monster Comics on the Runway! The seats fill to capacity as the doors and lights are shut. Newspaper people horde the front isle while decadently decorated celebrities fain a distaste towards attention. The stage is set and music begins. At last the first presentation of the seasons new wear.
A shuffle and some footsteps are proceeded by a muffled grunt as the curtain shakes slightly allocating silence over the crowd. The camera's are set and the show begins! Two small, sharp, and boney claw fingers breach the draped separations. The first and only remaining models crookedly stroll out onto the runway. Devoid of flesh and all human qualities, the massively manipulated plasticities drip and ooze from hairy pores. Celebrated exoskeletons slobbered with strings of muscle cover the new clothing as the insides move outward in this magnificent debut. Grinning crooked fangs smile ominously at the audience as the first model guides the second around the elongated pedestal. With a death defying roar the large beast concedes navigation, following it's guide leaving behind strange drip marks on the floor. A ghastly stench, recognized only by morticians, sweeps through the audience as the curtain is withdrawn. The monstrous models retreat backstage within but a shocking moment and utterly surprised the audience is delayed in it's reaction. The latest trend seems to have stripped down, murdered and satirized all of last years ridiculous designs. After a short deliberating process a single observer of the utmost importance gets up from her chair. Her opinionated action deflates the mass paralysis instantaneously inciting the inevitable standing ovation and thunderous applause. Weird surreal and unusual contemporary Canadian Art by Mike Parsons.
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